Examination: Senior (all vendors, plus cameos) track

Credential on completion: Senior Industry-Wide Certified Meat Proxy, Licentiate of the Guild of Tenured Meat Proxies, LGTM. 12 approvals are required. Reading is not.

Compliance note

This examination is satire. The certificate it issues is a novelty, not a qualification, accreditation, or licence. Using this site means you accept the Terms. The examination runs in your browser and nothing you enter on this page is sent to a server.

Candidate briefing

Each question is a permission prompt, a settings screen, or a launch flag, presented as the agent would present it.
The passing option is pre-selected for your convenience. The Approve button accepts it. So does the Enter key, for candidates who have delegated the button.
Settings screens arrive in their restrictive positions. The button "Set all to automatic and approve" corrects this on your behalf.
There is no failing. A wrong answer is recorded as a non-conformance and the question returns for Remedial Approval until it has been approved.
The approval clock is cosmetic. It has never failed anyone. It only watches.
On completion you will be asked for the name to print on the certificate. It is the only input the Guild requires, and it stays in this browser tab.

Compliance note

The examination needs JavaScript, and this browser has it off. The questions are drawn in your browser and your answers never leave it, which is also why nothing can be drawn without script. Everything else on this site works without it: the overview, the sources and the Terms.

Accommodations

The Guild accommodates. These settings apply to this browser tab only and are kept nowhere else.