Accessibility statement

Last reviewed: 2 October 2026. This statement applies to the website at meatproxycertification.org, including the exams, the certificate pages, the PDF download and the email form.

Compliance note

The site is satire, but this page is literal. A joke that locks people out is not funny, so accessibility ranks above speed and above the jokes in how the site was built.

The standard we aim for

We aim to meet the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) 2.2 at level AA across the whole site. Where this page says something is a known gap, we are not claiming conformance for it.

How the site is built to be accessible

Known gaps

We would rather tell you than have you find out.

Reporting a problem

If you cannot use part of this site, or find anything on it that does not meet the standard above, please email [email protected] with "Accessibility" in the subject line. Tell us which page, what you were trying to do, and which browser and assistive technology you were using. We will reply within 14 days and fix what we can; this is a small site run by one operator, so a fix may take longer than a reply.

If you are in the EU or the UK and are not satisfied with our response, you can contact the body in your country responsible for enforcing web accessibility rules. We are a private satirical site, not a public body, so those rules may not apply to us; we will still take your report seriously.

Technical notes

The site is plain HTML, CSS and JavaScript ES modules with no framework. It relies on the browser's own form controls, focus handling and implicit submission. It is designed for current versions of Chrome, Firefox, Safari and Edge, on desktop and phone. Reduced motion, forced colours and both colour schemes are supported through standard media queries.